| 02 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: GameMaster: Please remember that negotiations before the game begins are not allowed. |
| 03 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: (TheRealPonya): Let’s get it folks |
| 03 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: (Xohs): Would anyone like to engage in some negotiations before the game begins? |
| 03 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: Info: This is a choose your country game. |
| 03 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: Excellent. My loins have been lost from war just long enough that I do declare there may be some bungling afoot. |
| 03 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: GameMaster: Austria voted for a Cancel. If everyone votes Cancel all points will be refunded and the game will be deleted from the database. |
| 04 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: BREAKING: Sultan announces his telegrams will be read sometime between today and tomorrow evening. Pressing communications have been sent to relevant parties. When asked for clarity, he offered a confusing challenge to reporters, "Does anyone here have Updog?" |
| 04 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1901: Updog, what’s that? |
| 05 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1901: BREAKING: The Sultan has formally responded to every foreign leader. He is resuming his grill session in Baghdad and urges leaders to "ready up fuckers". |
| 08 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1902: HILFE |
| 08 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1902: Ready upma |
| 08 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1902: Dese bollen klaar zijn! |
| 09 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1902: GameMaster: Austria voted for a Pause. If everyone votes Pause the game stop and wait till everybody votes Unpause. Please consider backing this. |
| 09 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1902: GameMaster: Austria voted for a Extend. If 2/3 of the active players vote Extend the the current phase will be extend by 4 days. Please consider backing this. If the majority is not reached by "Autumn, 1903" the votes will be cleared. |
| 09 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1902: GameMaster: Per 2/3 majority vote the gamephase got extended by 4 days. (Voters: Russia / France / Italy / Austria / Turkey) |
| 11 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1903: asshole unstuck; ready to fuck; hmu |
| 12 Sep 21 UTC | Spring, 1903: Lotta movesavers this phase |
| 14 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1903: GameMaster: England voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has. |
| 15 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1903: PSA: Germany has a new puppet in France. Vets will know the consequences of allowing the puppetmaster to do his show. |
| 15 Sep 21 UTC | Autumn, 1903: He’s got no strings |