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27 Oct 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: GameMaster: Please remember that negotiations before the game begins are not allowed.
27 Oct 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: (car dlc): Beware! That Hellish breach That honeydew behind undone reach That Demon smile of needful greed That agentive lesson beat into each When deceit may teach, the soul will leach Where the sinful succor On sucker’s screech I do not wish to preach, amis But stay away! From Diplomacy
28 Oct 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: (Star): yo mama
01 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: Info: This is a choose your country game.
01 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: GameMaster: Russia voted for a Draw. If everyone votes Draw the game will end and the points are split equally among all the surviving players, regardless of how many supply centers each player has.
01 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1901: ne1 wanna collude hmu
09 Nov 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: The Tsar of Russia makes this public declaration of war against England, whose tyrannical and bloodthirsty ambitions have long been laid bare, and whose encroachment upon Russian territory has gone unchallenged for far too long. He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.
09 Nov 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: On the contrary, Tsar, England has pursued her majesty’s interests in Scandinavia quite successfully. You are the one who seeks blood with your invasion into Prussia
09 Nov 22 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Gentlefolx it seems the War of the World is appon us. Deus misereatur nostri. Those in interest of deliverance hmu, Papa Pope is IN.
12 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: The Grand Repubblica Papale and the Messengers of Peace, have graciously accepted the sick and low-energy Kaiser's unconditional surrender so that the industrious German people might prosper under better administration. In the interest of Peace with the Great(er) Powers, the Papacy lays claim only further to the territories outlying Kiel. The Lowland Nations shall become French holdings in agreement with the conventions of the Fraternas Latinas. We lodge a complaint against the Prime Minister for a peace amidst the terrible fighting in Scandinavia, the threats made against the fair sovereignty of the Russians, and the scourge of British piracy across Northern Waters.
12 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: Papacy? You claim and profess peace, yet you have completely gutted Germany. How are we supposed to believe that the Kaiser made this agreement? Even in good faith? I denounce this movement and urge all leaders to at once to rally around the flag and protect the interests of the sovereign. Have we left our quarters, courts, and halls of power to fools like the pope? Only to run amuck, free of restraint and control. The crown at once negates these terms and challenges the papacy to their claims. Consider yourself warned, Pope.
12 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: Your Grace, it is with the Kaiser's own grant that I have assumed Berlin and Munich. The orders may have come from some laudunum-induced delusion, but as even Your Myopicity can plainly in the executions of the Kiel Battalion, they came from the top. I leave it to God's wisdom to understand the design of such, for such is beyond this humble servant. You are a fool if you wish to defend the Kaiser's prolonging while you make gross investiture into icy floes, which surely will be your grave if you continue to follow this path of barbarity. Your crude words against the Papacy do not sit well with Papa's See. Unless you wish a personal visit from the Great Navy of Papa's Sea, I would refrain from further insult against Papa, sì?
12 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: Low energy???????
12 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: This commander fleeces us as he has been fleecing the world for the last year, and lifetimes before it. Let us not ignore who has the greatest claim to solo unburdened victory in this arena.
13 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: Indeed, I agree Kaiser. As for the Pope, the crown invites a visit from the papacy, only if the pope arrives in a tomb, shall he be let in. Let your crown choose its guidance, but for the great kingdom in the north, the crown laughs at the Roman Authorities. Gives your best, and the crown will give you hell.
13 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: Give us *
13 Nov 22 UTC	Spring, 1903: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
28 Nov 22 UTC	Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
29 Nov 22 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Pope is dead, we're commies now. Sending the cadaver straight outta Napoli as requested.
29 Nov 22 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Lmao